Nothing Bigger Than My Elbow?

I'm sure most of us have heard the expression, "you shouldn't put anything in your ear bigger than your elbow."  I thought about this today as I was jamming a Q-tip in my ear.  Then I thought, the people at Q-tip must really hate that expression.  Wouldn't it be so much easier if their marketing team could just say put it in your ear and pull out all that nasty orange gunk.  But of course this would lead to some jackass suing them because he poked the Q-tip so far in his ear, he's now deaf.

But if we don't use Q-tips to clean out our ears, how do they get clean?  Are you suppose to just let all that wax build up until it oozes out?  Use the wax vac?  Or maybe those weird "candle-type" things that suck all the wax out?  But aren't all of these also smaller than your elbow?

Just the random kind of crap I think about.

This is yet another attempt to get a blog "right."  I have a few others that aren't "wrong" but are edited for public acquaintance consumption.  So many times I would share my post on Facebook so my "friends" could pop over and read my blog. I WILL NOT BE DOING THAT HERE.  Why not? you ask....Because I don't need someone who is not a friend reading too much into a blog post and acting like a middle school girl with some good gossip.  Yes that happened.
So I'm here with what I expect to be the most random mix of bitching, recipes, pictures, and more bitching.....